|
yngwies Cat
2:24 Mon Mar 23
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
UFO - Doctor Doctor
|
COOL HAND LUKE
2:22 Mon Mar 23
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Where have all the bog rolls gone, long time passing (wind)?
Where have all the bog rolls gone, last month or so?
Where have all those boggies gone?
Hoarders nicked them, every one (Cunts!)
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
Sorry, Pete, it had to be done...
|
Mike Oxsaw
12:34 Mon Mar 23
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Young man you've no need to lock down
I said young man gut out, run around
I said young man 'cause you're a face in this town
You are sure not a sap-py
Young man there's no place you can't go
I said young man, you are well "in the know"
You can stay out all hours and mix with your kind
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to bray at the Woo-H-A-N.
It's fun to bray at the Woo-H-A-N.
They have everything For all young men to buy.
You can hang out with all the boys.
It's fun to bray at the Woo-H-A-N.
|
Side of Ham
10:32 Sun Mar 22
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
A football song that will upset the scousers........
Corona wins the league,
Corona wins the league,
And now it's going to kill us,
And now it's going to kill us,
And now it's going to kiiiiiiiiilllll uuuuuus,
Corona wins the league.
|
ted fenton
9:02 Sun Mar 22
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.
Oh, how I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,
I used to wipe,
And now I’m forced to just drip dry!
No anti-bac!
No bloody soap!
And if you think you’re buying pasta, well, you’ve got no hope!
I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,
If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head!
Go on now go, walk out the door!
You bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding beans?
You selfish gits!
I hope you spill them down your jeans!
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey!
It took all the strength I had not to not to fall apart,
There was just apples and a carrot in my shopping cart,
And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,
The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor!
And you’ll see me, somebody who,
Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s down to you
And frickin’ Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin’ git!
Because he stockpiled all the loo roll no one else can have a s@*t!
(x2)
Go on now go, walk out the door!
You bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding cakes?
Can’t you make a crumble,
Do you people not know how to bake?
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive!
|
yngwies Cat
8:10 Sun Mar 22
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Phantom of the Opera - Iron Maiden
Has the line..
"Keep Your Distance Walk Way...."
|
Mike Oxsaw
7:52 Sun Mar 22
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Corona Fever, Corona Fever men have made you
You're so like the flu yet different by a mile
Is it only for contagion they have blamed you
For that Corona Fever sneezing all the while
Do you cough to transmit virus Corona Fever?
Or is touch your way to ride into our hearts?
Many people now cannot cross their doorstep
They just lie there, maybe die there
Are you warm, are you real Corona Fever?
Or just a cold and that in time you'll soon depart.
|
Westside
12:14 Sun Mar 22
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Bad Day - R.E.M
Heal Me - Snow Patrol
|
Mike Oxsaw
11:51 Sun Mar 22
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Cliff Richard - From a Distance.
|
Sarge
10:34 Sat Mar 21
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
The first semi famous DJ to die from it will surely see a re-release of Covideo killed the radio star.
|
gph
2:23 Sat Mar 21
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
̶I̶f̶ When I ̶w̶a̶s̶ am the only boy in the World, and you w̶e̶r̶e̶ are the only girl...
|
HairyHammer
2:14 Sat Mar 21
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
For anyone with annoying kids.
Stuck in the middle with you is a song that might feel rite up your street.
|
oldtimer
1:43 Sat Mar 21
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
End Of The World....,Skeeter Davis
You Rally Got me......The Kinks
You Really Got A Hold On Me....,The Miracles
I Am The Virus (Walrus).......,The Beatles
Don't Stand So Close To Me...., The Police
Catch Me If You Can......,Dave Clark Five
|
BRANDED
5:46 Fri Mar 20
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
WOH CO-RO-NA VIRUSSSSS
WOH CO-RO-NA VIRUSSSSS
WOH CO-RO-NA VIRUSSSSS
|
HAMMERNH
5:24 Fri Mar 20
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Human League - Life On Your Own.
|
Iron Duke
2:12 Fri Mar 20
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Lost in the Supermarket
I would walk 500 miles (to get some fresh meat and eggs)
The country is full of cunts - that isn’t actually a song but I needed to say it
|
D.B Cooper
1:24 Fri Mar 20
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Don Ravioli, you’ve made my day
|
Fifth Column
11:47 Fri Mar 20
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Cos a Chink ate a bat
In casualty you're sat
That's Corona
When the cough's from your throat
You're dying on a boat
That's Corona
When the school's they all close
Kids are feeling morose
That's Corona
When the pain's in your head
And you'll soon drop down dead
THAT'S CORONA...
|
gph
6:44 Thu Mar 19
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Anything by Lee Marvin - the first recorded case
|
medwayhammer1
6:33 Thu Mar 19
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
Dead Kennedys - The Govt Flu, Trust Your Mechanic, Kill the Poor
Killing Joke- Tension
|
South West Hammer
9:15 Thu Mar 19
Re: Songs for the Corona Virus
|
School’s Out - Alice Cooper
|
|
|
|
